
Thanks to the worst President in recent American History (and perhaps all-time), the Aldawg will not be retiring any time soon, nor will he be sending his children to a four year accredited University after this past week. Thanks Jackass.... you've found more ways to fuck up this country than anyone could have dreamed off. We appreciate your service, or servicing, of this country..... now ride off into the sunset with your buddy here and write your memoirs.
The Aldawg is bitter, my friends. This financial disaster could have been averted. Now the Dawg is forced to rely on his gambling skills in order to make a living. Junior Bush has put us all in a pickle. Time to step up to the licklog and lay some serious cash down this weekend. Here is where I start:
Ohio +11.5 over Northwestern (1000 dawg bones)- Those NW elitists remind me of the Bush's.
Rutgers -5.5 over Navy (1000 dawg bones) - Rutgers sucks balls this year (as predicted earlier by the Dawg), but George W. tried to be a Pilot and we all know that McCain knows how to crash a plane as well. So I running with the boys from Jersey and predicting that they whack out Navy this weekend.
Georgia -7 over Arizona State (1000 dawg bones) - Dawg loves the Dawgs. Arizona State is about to get fucked hard. Kind of like Meghan McCain at an all you can suck dick party. Sloppy and nasty.
Thats how I roll this morning - Bitter.
Aldawg
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