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Friday, September 08, 2006

Even Keith Richards is scratching his head (on the shaved side) and asking himself "How in the bloody fuck is that old mate still alive"? Ol' Joe is still alive and well my friends. Collecting his 45k a year coaching football and living in State College, PA with his old lady. Joe has been alive so long, his hairstyle and shades are back in style.

This weekend he is facing an opponent that could lose their coach on any given Saturday. Charlie Weiss is a walking timebomb. McDonalds won't even serve him anymore. He car is equipt with built in defibrillator paddles so he can shock his heart back to life on his way to work. Have you ever seen pants with a waistband that big? Seriously?!?!?!? He makes me feel skinny.

Brady Quinn is hype. He is no Heisman candidate. The only thing I like about Brady Quinn is that whore sister of his that is banging the Green Bay Packer rookie. Remember all the press she got last year in the bowl game? Wearing that split Notre Dame and Ohio St jersey? I bet she was in both lockerooms that night getting it from behind from a giant buckeye mascot while jerking off that ND leprechan.

What does all of this mean? Penn State will cover this weekend. ND may pull it out, but it won't be by more than 8 points. Raise a glass to Ol' Joe this weekend, and curse Charlie Weiss' fat ass. He will die on field some day. Probably during ND kickoff that gets returned for a touchdown.

Penn State +8 over the fargin' Irash (200 dawg bones).

Tune in tomorrow for more insightful NFL picks. That's how I roll.

Aldawg





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