"Osama also enjoys Man Fun"
Michigan Football Sucks!!! And so does the MGOblog
!!. There I said it.
Why does the MGO blog suck?
First, It's about Michigan therefore it must automatically be placed in the "Suck" category. The Wolverines will be lucky to break .500 in the Big Ten and I'll be laughing my ass of when they shit the bed against Central Michigan.
Second, is there fascination with something they call "Man Fun", which they described
as "an innocent expression of childhood glee". Sounds pretty gay and I can assure you that we did not have this "Man Fun" where I went to school.
Thirdly, and this is the main reason, is their stupid Blogpoll. It is the most retarded concept I have every seen and I am embarrassed that I even applied to be a part of it.
Here is their brilliant idea:"It's a college football poll run and voted on by sports bloggers. No fooling! The goal of the BlogPoll is to collect information from a slew of different eyes and compile it into a poll more just and accurate than the AP or coaches poll... but probably just the same if we're being honest."
Being the Best Football Prognosticator Ever! (Which is documented
!) I decided to offer my detailed insight and witty banter to this so-called "Blogpoll" only to have my offer arbitrarily discarded because the Sedge Court Journal is not "affiliated with any school"
At first I was angry but then I thought: "I don't want to be apart of their stupid poll and stupid blog anyways!"
And here is why their poll is so fucking stupid. Of all the potential voters out there, I am one of the few experts that is truly unbiased. I single handedly handicaped over 169 games last year and personally watched over 75% of the matchups yet despite my honesty, candor, and extensive football knowledge I have been rejected from participating in the blogpoll. The blogpoll is nothing more than a bunch of homers whose knowledge is limited to the top 25 and their own conference.
Well, they can take their "Blogpoll" and go fuck themselves. I am going to start my own poll and it will be way better!!!