Here Mike Shanahan demonstrates how many fingers he is going to use for the rectal exam on the black guy in the towel.

These Divisional Championships are tough for me this year. No, not because the Bears lost. It's just that I literally hate three of the four remaining coaches.

Let's start with Mike Holmgren. My hate for this man started with his career in Green Bay. As the Packers were on their way to Superbowl after Superbowl, and the Bears were going through a new quarterback every other week (thank God that has changed), my hate for Holmgren festered into what it is today. I can barely watch his fat smirks on television without a something to throw at the television close to my bark-a-lounger. I do have comfort knowing that no matter how overweight and bitter I may get in life, this fat fuck will have one up on me for as long as he lives.

On to Bill Cowler. Have you seen this man smile? He is the angriest coach in the NFL. Maybe it is because he is the longest tenured coach and has never been to the big dance. Maybe it is because he has had to live in Pittsburgh for the last 14 years. I don't know, but this guy just looks like a prick on the television and therefore I have grown to hate him over the years.

Mike Shanahan. I hate this back stabbing son of a bitch. If you have ever followed his resume, you know that he one of the assholes that makes you look bad to make him look better. He has fucked more people out of a job in the NFL than anyone else in the history of the league. He rode Elway's back into two championships and tried to take credit for it. Notice how he hasn't won a playoff game again until this year? I had the pleasure of telling this asshole how I felt when he spoke at a National sales meeting for my company about 5 years ago. He's a snakey bastard.

John Fox isn't on my list yet, but after his cheerleading and trying to act like a referee giving making calls last week against the Bears he is getting there. Act like a professional asshole, and leave the calls to the refs. Oh well..... on to my picks:

Broncos -3 over the Steelers. I know that you Indianapolis fans would like to the think that the greatest team of all time got beat by one better. Sorry Lil Ronnie, you just got plain beat by a better gameplan. Steeler's bubble has burst, and Shanahan will finally get back to the big dance and Cowler will be angry for another year.

Seahawks -3.5 over Carolina. As much as I would like to see Carolina win for the Bears sake, Holmgren will destroy this team. This is a mismatch and would have also meant the end of the road for the Bears. God Damn you Holmgren! You are one lucky fat bastard!

Good luck with your all of your wagering selections.

That's how I roll. Aldawg

         


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